Don't you just love those glorious typos and inadvertant errors in church notices? Here are some great ones that I was sent recently:
The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on water."
The sermon this evening: "Searching for Jesus!"
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Miss Charlene Mason sang"I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
For those of you who have children and don't know it,we have a nursery downstairs.
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladiesof the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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